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The World
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■ Taliban offer Conditional Surrender, Want Omar Muhammed to go
free. Americans shrug, ask: “Conditional terms? That’s not in the
dictionary, is it?”
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■ Israelis take two days off, get back
to killing Palestinians. Want Arafat’s ass.
■ Arafat Arrests 180 radicals.
Israelites proclaim: ”They’re the wrong guys. Start your engines.”
ARCHIVES■
■ Northern Alliance
Takes Kunduz, War Almost Over!
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Infotainment
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■ Rodney Dangerfield
Celebrates 80th Birthday
with Heart Attack. Gets No
Respect..
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What I Absolutely Need To Know Right Now
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Date & Time: Friday, December 7, 2001
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Chutes And Ladders In Afghanistan
■ The Northern Alliance, the ethnic
Pushtins, the Al Quada Terrorist Network Cells. Thrill to the up to the
minute changing of allegiances amongst those wacky turbaned Afghanis when
you play Chutes and Ladders in Afghanistan. By Milton Bradley and CNN.
Climb all the way up to Kabul, only to slide back down to Kandahar. Fun,
Exciting, Informative.Up-To-Date, ripped from today’s hearsay. Now
Includes 7500 Norther Alliance 1000 Taliban, 450 Tanks, 1 Osama bin
Laden, 1 Omar Muhammed, caves not included.
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What do I Know???
Incisive Commentary About What Really Matters.
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■ Thank God It’s Friday!
■ Well, the longer the page stays online, the easier it will
get to constantly keep on top of this thing.
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We are ultimately alone, and can be happier
if we realize this sooner in life.
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That “Man Who Wasn’t There” by the Coen Brothers
is one of the best films of the year.
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I still should call that wonderful woman
Kathy who I met serving on Jury Duty. She’s got a really keen sense of
humor.
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Another weekend goes by updating the massive
one person website.
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What do They Know???
They Don’t Know Jack…..
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■ The Justice System consists of several well meaning people
who are trapped in a system overseen by detail obsessed lawyers.
■ They’re asking too many questios again.
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Half of the Beatles are gone, but all the Rolling Stones survive.
Even Keith! Go Figure.
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You click on a website offering free
high quality pictures. You know the drill. Then multiple windows open,
smut software installs itself on your computer, and someone asks for a
credit card number, or runs up charges on a number stored in your
computer’s memory. Somebody is making money off the internet, and all
they have to do is take off their clothes. Plenty of guys will pay for
the privilege. Click on the link above if you’re game.
For secular interests only, and you
might have to pay!!!!!
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■ AllThingsMike is becoming a real
“experiment in art.”
■ AllThingsMike and ElectricPoetry are
joining more web rings.
■ AllThingsMike is drawing praise as
well as flies.
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